queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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oreotherecruit:

SO WHILE I WAS ON POST LIMIT, I WENT SEARCHING FOR NEW TUMBLR DASH THEMES. WHILE ON MY SEARCH, I FOUND THIS WEBSITE

IT LETS YOU CUSTOMIZE THE HOME PAGE OF GOOGLE
IT HAS 16 IMAGES YOU CAN USE, BUT IT ALSO LETS YOU UPLOAD YOUR OWN IMAGE AND

I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THIS

AND I GOT IDEAS

I’M DYING THIS IS TOO GOOD

I MUST BE STOPPED

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dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

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  • straight couple:*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*
  • straight couple:*grabs each other's asses in public*
  • straight couple:*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*
  • gay couple:*holds hands in public*
  • straight people:that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN
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gayboyfriencl:

When you wear a new outfit to school

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findloveinimmortality:

When someone kills their tamagotchi on purpose because they didn’t get the “right gender”

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  • #zeroyalviking #steven #derp
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REBLOG IF YOU SUPPORT THE DECRIMINALIZATION OF SEX WORK

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selenoscope:

reyairia:

70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face

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true story

true for drawing

true for video editing

true for writing

just true

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