slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:

uss-gallifrey:

himaryua:

dogmanbirdgirl:

himaryua:

himaryua:

OH M YGOD I FRIENDED MY HISTORY TEACHER ON FACEBOOK AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE PICTURE

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I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CR y

can you guys please make my teacher famous it’s his only dream

THAT’S NOTHING

THIS IS MY CERAMICS PROFESSOR. image

IM SHOWING THIS TO MY TEACHER

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my friend’s science teacher ladies and gentlemen

I think you just won. 

(Source: durito)

fefefefeferi:

eep whenever i play minecraft in survival mode i get absolutely terrified whenever a monster gets close to me. Especially ender men everytime one of them attacks me I have to pause the game i get really freaked out

aaaaach im such a wuss

miaouler:

nanokorg:

tachimukais:

one person visiting from the past

WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?

son i have news for you

miaouler:

nanokorg:

tachimukais:

one person visiting from the past

WINDOWS VISTA MAY BE AN OLD SYSTEM BUT ARE YOU NOT NOTICING THE TIME TRAVELER WHO IS 1,992 VERSIONS AHEAD OF THE CURRENT OS WTF?

son i have news for you

(Source: petpup)

lozzybethann:

jesussbabymomma:

you can literally start a fight about anything on this website life is amazing

No man fuck you life is shit

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

(Source: olympercy)

geekishchic:

This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

(Source: pika-brew)

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

sweeneyway:

to join the black parade

(Source: ogallure)