"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”
SO WHILE I WAS ON POST LIMIT, I WENT SEARCHING FOR NEW TUMBLR DASH THEMES. WHILE ON MY SEARCH, I FOUND THIS WEBSITE
IT LETS YOU CUSTOMIZE THE HOME PAGE OF GOOGLE
IT HAS 16 IMAGES YOU CAN USE, BUT IT ALSO LETS YOU UPLOAD YOUR OWN IMAGE AND
I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THIS
AND I GOT IDEAS
I’M DYING THIS IS TOO GOOD
I MUST BE STOPPED
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
When someone kills their tamagotchi on purpose because they didn’t get the “right gender”